And the BIG BOMB comes out..


So I feel like I have to explain myself if you have been around my daughter at all lately, or are going to be. I need to save my reputation as a mother and Korys as a father. Child services are going to be knocking at our door any miniute I am almost sure of it. Also..you might want to keep your children away from mine for a awhile unless you want them to learn a NAUGHTY NAUGHTY trait. (Aplogies go out to the CCU 2nd ward's nursary parent's if your child has picked up on anything.)
And the explaining begins...
So a few weeks ago I was holding Brynn in the store. She looked me dead in the eyes and out of no where she said..clear as day I might add.."Momma FU**." Wow!! I stopped dead in my tracks! Then the nightmare got worse..she started to CONTINUALLY repeat it over and over again, louder and louder till it was at a yell. In my head I was thinking...
1. Oh my gosh where did she learn this!
2. Is she really saying the "F" word.
3. Yes she most certinaly is!
4. Did someone teach her this to be funny?
5. Everyone is looking at me!
6. I swear I didnt teach her this!
7. Quit looking at me!!
8. I know I cant control my kids mouth!
9. Wow milk is on sale..Do I stay to get it?
10. Alright time to go this is getting rediculous!
At this point she is bent in half in my arms and trying to get down, SCREAMING the "F" bomb. So I left the store and When I put her down, She immedately stopped and was happy as can be. Needless to say..It took a few days but I have FINALLY figured it out....
She is trying to say "WALK"..but can't pronounce her W's. Therefore we have not fixed the problem. I am working on it, but she has a hard time with it. So yes I do hear the "F" word fifty times a day from my one year old daughter. Some times it's even in the form...WALKING...you get the picture. So we just simply let her down to walk. I can go to the store now and she can walk beside me with no troubles. So just a simple warning..if you hear my daughter throw out a "F" bomb..I am sorry..I am working on it!! (Also, she did not learn that from her parents!!)

Comments

The Briggs Clan said…
LOL! I love it! that is defiantly one of those moments that you feel death couldn't come closer for your self! Oh kids are really good for keeping you on your feet! Just wait till they start to judge people and they throw things out like, "Oh my gosh mom that ladies butt is too big for that chair!" Cuz that was a special moment when we had to leave some of our food on the table and run away! Whatda you do?!
Wow what an unfortunate word to mix up! I'm sure you were so embarassed and she was just trying to get what she wanted. Good luck fixing that one. I don't envy you. She is adorable by the way for having such a foul mouth!! Just kidding and again good luck.
The Huntsman's said…
That is so funny! I'm glad I'm not you but I wont make too much fun because I'm sure Kyson will do something similar soon! Good luck with that one!
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Anonymous said…
Jenny you are hilarious! i don't even remember you stealing a paper doll or whatever you stole ha. I do remember our other theft days though and how could I forget the special hand prints we would get on our backs for no apparent reason and for some reason she would love to slap us when we were swimming and our backs were usually bare. Anyways you are so funny and your daughter is so so cute!
Anonymous said…
Wow that is pretty funny. If it makes you feel any better, when Tanna was little and learning to talk she was trying to pronounce something and it sounded like she was saying "hate you" the first time she said it to me, I was so upset, I called my husband crying and crying, but then when I finally figured out what she was really trying to say and it wasn't "hate you" I was so relieved. She'll figure it out.Good Luck to you in the mean time.
Aubrey said…
That's hilarious. Especially knowing you and I could totally picture you freaking out in the middle of the store! By the way, we all know she didn't learn it from her parents. You are funny!
Unknown said…
Thats so funny. I can totally picture you going through that. It gets scary when they get that age and start saying things like that but you don't know if they are swearing or miss pronouncing their words. I have seen my nephew go through it with my brother and it is hillarious.
Alyssa and Dave said…
hahaha i'm so sorry you had to go through that in the store! You are funny! We miss seeing you guys at church! I hope you are having fun in your new one!
Hey! I know I have heard Brynn drop the bomb a few times but the way you write about it makes it 100 times more funny! You are a pretty funny Gal Jen!
Nick & Danielle said…
Oh my gosh Jenny that is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I was reading your post. That is hilarious. Oh my gosh!! She is such a cute girl...even if she throws the "F" bomb down every once in a while.
Caci said…
Jenny.. i got a blog but have no idea how to use the dumb thing.. how about ya teach me how lol.. i dont know how u will do that but i need some help
Polly Blevins said…
Jenny, that is one special moment. Your child went from an adorable little girl to a sailor in 1 second. This is Polly Winsor, I got your blog from the Mechams blog. Hope all is well.
Unknown said…
Hey Jenny. I tagged you on a thing from my blog. Check it out to get the details!! Thanks!
~Jackie
Winsor said…
Jenny, Happy Birthday! Also, that is too bad I didn't hear her at Leamerado days that would have made it a lot more fun.

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