And the BIG BOMB comes out..

So I feel like I have to explain myself if you have been around my daughter at all lately, or are going to be. I need to save my reputation as a mother and Korys as a father. Child services are going to be knocking at our door any miniute I am almost sure of it. Also..you might want to keep your children away from mine for a awhile unless you want them to learn a NAUGHTY NAUGHTY trait. (Aplogies go out to the CCU 2nd ward's nursary parent's if your child has picked up on anything.)
And the explaining begins...
So a few weeks ago I was holding Brynn in the store. She looked me dead in the eyes and out of no where she said..clear as day I might add.."Momma FU**." Wow!! I stopped dead in my tracks! Then the nightmare got worse..she started to CONTINUALLY repeat it over and over again, louder and louder till it was at a yell. In my head I was thinking...
1. Oh my gosh where did she learn this!
2. Is she really saying the "F" word.
3. Yes she most certinaly is!
4. Did someone teach her this to be funny?
5. Everyone is looking at me!
6. I swear I didnt teach her this!
7. Quit looking at me!!
8. I know I cant control my kids mouth!
9. Wow milk is on sale..Do I stay to get it?
10. Alright time to go this is getting rediculous!
At this point she is bent in half in my arms and trying to get down, SCREAMING the "F" bomb. So I left the store and When I put her down, She immedately stopped and was happy as can be. Needless to say..It took a few days but I have FINALLY figured it out....
She is trying to say "WALK"..but can't pronounce her W's. Therefore we have not fixed the problem. I am working on it, but she has a hard time with it. So yes I do hear the "F" word fifty times a day from my one year old daughter. Some times it's even in the form...WALKING...you get the picture. So we just simply let her down to walk. I can go to the store now and she can walk beside me with no troubles. So just a simple warning..if you hear my daughter throw out a "F" bomb..I am sorry..I am working on it!! (Also, she did not learn that from her parents!!)
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~Jackie