WHAT a DAY!...
9:00...Brynn wakes up and reads me princess stories.
9:15...I notice that Brynn has hives all over her body.
9:16...Realize it is probably the new laundry detergent I just bought and gave her some bennedril.
10:45..Take Brynn to dance class
11:20...The PHYSCOPATH parent of the year shows up...yes, its a dad.
11:21...Our conversation begins..(I am not making ANY of this up)
him: Gol, I didnt know my little girl wanted me to tie the smallest knot in the world, it's a good thing that I have this. (He is now taking a leather case out of his pocket, and pulls out a nice set of...TWEEZERS) You know I made this case, all I did was .....blah blah blah (he proceeds to tell me how to make a leather tweezer case) Then he says...You probably think I am one of those people that shows off everything I make, well I guess since I am showing you I will show you what I am really proud of..(now he is taking out a leather case for his cell phone) He then proceeds to tell me how to make that.
Next topic of his interest...his wifes weight..
Him: you know, my wife has been battling the buldge lately. And she just can't lose any weight.
Me: Ya, its hard for girls alot of the time to lose weight.
Him: Well she has just lost handfulls of inches, trust me, I know the handfuls she has lost ...(I was really wishing he wouldnt have said that)
Then the topic turned to..
Him: If you ever need a really nice coat, You need to go get a Carheart coat for women. Its like a wool blanket with pockets.
Then he went for a pop break and returns with...
Him: Do you know of anyone who has an extra 20 grand and would want to go into a cabnit bussiness with me? (He now proceeds to tell me about that and how much money he can make)
What I wanted to say: Are you serious!?!? The economy is SWEET right now, construction probably isnt the best, trust me that's what my husband does.
Then he BURPS...
Then he tells me that he had to tell Brynn to watch the teacher but its okay cause ..
"We all just get after each others kids."
Okay dance is over..on with the day..
12:30..LUNCH
3:00...I decide to take on the task of my mom's Christmas present. She wants a new center piece for her new counter tops.
What I want to say to her..Mom, are you serious, give me the HARDEST job in the world. You try and say I will do a good job and your not picky..well..I know better!! You are IMPOSSIBLE with decorations.
Store..after store...after store...
3:30...okay Finally a cute store. Picture, after picture, after picture, after picture...to Marci cause Jill wasnt home. Marci was kindof helpful...I love you Marci, but not much opinion. Im on my own.
4:00..I FINALLY make a decision. Off to pay.
4:01..I Run into a tree
4:01.10....The tree hits a lamp
4:01.11....The lamp hits a plate
4:01.12....The plate hits the ground and SHATTERS
4:02....The worker comes over to see what happened, and I am about to cry.
4:03....Cleans it up and tells me its okay and I dont have to pay for it!
4:08....Driving home and I see a guy walking on the side walk with an open jacket and NO shirt on..Does he have nerve damage of the chest and stomach and doesnt realize how cold it is??? Maybe he can't affort a shirt you say..well I say he had enough hair gel in his slicked back doo that he could have not bought the gel and bought a shirt instead. Or at least zipped up the jacket.
Anyway that is my day thus far....who knows what is next..
9:15...I notice that Brynn has hives all over her body.
9:16...Realize it is probably the new laundry detergent I just bought and gave her some bennedril.
10:45..Take Brynn to dance class
11:20...The PHYSCOPATH parent of the year shows up...yes, its a dad.
11:21...Our conversation begins..(I am not making ANY of this up)
him: Gol, I didnt know my little girl wanted me to tie the smallest knot in the world, it's a good thing that I have this. (He is now taking a leather case out of his pocket, and pulls out a nice set of...TWEEZERS) You know I made this case, all I did was .....blah blah blah (he proceeds to tell me how to make a leather tweezer case) Then he says...You probably think I am one of those people that shows off everything I make, well I guess since I am showing you I will show you what I am really proud of..(now he is taking out a leather case for his cell phone) He then proceeds to tell me how to make that.
Next topic of his interest...his wifes weight..
Him: you know, my wife has been battling the buldge lately. And she just can't lose any weight.
Me: Ya, its hard for girls alot of the time to lose weight.
Him: Well she has just lost handfulls of inches, trust me, I know the handfuls she has lost ...(I was really wishing he wouldnt have said that)
Then the topic turned to..
Him: If you ever need a really nice coat, You need to go get a Carheart coat for women. Its like a wool blanket with pockets.
Then he went for a pop break and returns with...
Him: Do you know of anyone who has an extra 20 grand and would want to go into a cabnit bussiness with me? (He now proceeds to tell me about that and how much money he can make)
What I wanted to say: Are you serious!?!? The economy is SWEET right now, construction probably isnt the best, trust me that's what my husband does.
Then he BURPS...
Then he tells me that he had to tell Brynn to watch the teacher but its okay cause ..
"We all just get after each others kids."
Okay dance is over..on with the day..
12:30..LUNCH
3:00...I decide to take on the task of my mom's Christmas present. She wants a new center piece for her new counter tops.
What I want to say to her..Mom, are you serious, give me the HARDEST job in the world. You try and say I will do a good job and your not picky..well..I know better!! You are IMPOSSIBLE with decorations.
Store..after store...after store...
3:30...okay Finally a cute store. Picture, after picture, after picture, after picture...to Marci cause Jill wasnt home. Marci was kindof helpful...I love you Marci, but not much opinion. Im on my own.
4:00..I FINALLY make a decision. Off to pay.
4:01..I Run into a tree
4:01.10....The tree hits a lamp
4:01.11....The lamp hits a plate
4:01.12....The plate hits the ground and SHATTERS
4:02....The worker comes over to see what happened, and I am about to cry.
4:03....Cleans it up and tells me its okay and I dont have to pay for it!
4:08....Driving home and I see a guy walking on the side walk with an open jacket and NO shirt on..Does he have nerve damage of the chest and stomach and doesnt realize how cold it is??? Maybe he can't affort a shirt you say..well I say he had enough hair gel in his slicked back doo that he could have not bought the gel and bought a shirt instead. Or at least zipped up the jacket.
Anyway that is my day thus far....who knows what is next..
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